Burnt.
I woke up today and hit the snooze button. The crappy part is I couldn’t fall back asleep. I suppose that means I should have felt good but I slept rather poorly last night. I decided to get up and cook myself a decent breakfast. Stumbling over like Shaun of the Dead I pulled open the fridge door and pulled out some bacon and eggs. After 3 years at McDonald’s, I’m a pro at making eggs. Back in the day I could crack 4 eggs at a time. I’m going to let everyone in on a secret though. The bacon is all precooked. Maybe since then it’s changed but back in my day (circa 1998-2000).
Anyways, I started cooking the bacon and that was the start of how I learned it’s quite impossible for me. I’ve microwaved bacon and that turns out well. It could also be because I bought very cheap bacon. I know I bought cheap eggs and my eggs turned out perfect though. Then again, I dont think you can really buy crappy eggs, just smaller ones.
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